The gloriously short version

PRIVACY.
HOLD THE BISCUITS.

Last updated: 15 September 2026.

Who runs this site

The website is operated under the name The Patriot Platform, an independent charity-discovery and satire project.

Contact

For questions about this project, privacy or a charity listing, email hello@thepatriotplatform.co.uk.

If you email us, we use your email address and message to handle your enquiry. Cloudflare forwards incoming email to the project’s Google-hosted inbox. Those providers process email as part of delivering the service. We keep correspondence only for as long as needed to deal with the enquiry and any necessary follow-up, then delete it.

Your visit

The Patriot Platform is an independent charity-discovery and satire project. The website does not offer visitor accounts, collect donations, run advertising or load analytics scripts, social-media embeds or tracking pixels. It does not request your location.

Your searches and spins

Searches, filters and roulette run in your browser. The application does not send your search terms or chosen county to a server or save them in browser storage. They reset when you reload or close the page.

Your money. Their website.

Donation and volunteering links take you to another website. Charities and their payment providers handle payment details, receipts and any Gift Aid information under their own privacy policies. We do not receive your payment details or verify whether a donation happened.

Voluntary donation reports

After you open a charity donation link, the site may ask whether you donated. If you choose to add an amount, we store the charity, the self-reported amount in pounds sterling, and the report date. We do not ask for your name, email address, payment details, receipt, Gift Aid information or visitor account. These reports are voluntary, self-reported and unverified.

We may use donation reports to show aggregate totals only when enough reports exist to avoid singling out one person’s entry. We do not publish individual reports.

Hosting and connection information

The public website uses Cloudflare to deliver pages, protect the service and store voluntary donation reports in Cloudflare D1. Delivering a website requires processing connection information, including IP addresses and request details. We have not enabled application request logging or visitor analytics. Cloudflare may process service and security information under its own arrangements; this is not a promise that no network records exist. Read Cloudflare’s privacy policy.

Cookies

The application sets no cookies and uses no local storage. Hosting security features may use necessary cookies if enabled; those must be reflected here when the hosting configuration changes. There are no advertising cookies from this application. A packet of digestives remains entirely your own business.

Changes

If we introduce contact forms, visitor statistics or other collection of personal information, we will update this notice before enabling them.